Spring Chicken

by mykitchenchaos | posted on: July 9th, 2011 |  2 Comments
Spring Chicken

Green may be the new black, small the new big, and pale the new tan, but I’m still trying to figure out who said 30 is the new 40. Because if given the choice, I’d take green, small and pale, but I’d also take 30. Wouldn’t you? I’d just want the knowledge of the years […]

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Ooh, La, La

by mykitchenchaos | posted on: July 2nd, 2011 |  6 Comments
France

There are a lot of things that go through your mind prior to taking a big trip overseas, especially when you go sans kids. Just a few may include: 1. Wow! It’s so easy to walk in the airport! No junk, no meltdowns, no peeing every three minutes! 2. Why do they make you take […]

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Chaos In the Clouds

by mykitchenchaos | posted on: June 21st, 2011 |  6 Comments
airplane

The airlines have it all wrong. They should pay me to fly. I think I’ll write a letter. After all, I check myself in, I carry my own bags, I bring my own snacks and I even clean the plane. Yeah, I’ve become one of those OCD people who brings Clorox wipes and scrubs the […]

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Whatever You Do This Summer, Don’t See This Movie

by mykitchenchaos | posted on: June 16th, 2011 |  13 Comments
corncob

What do you get when you cross a really bad script with really bad actors, no plot, no B-story, and did I mention a really bad script? Let’s see…here are your choices: Robocop 3 Waterworld Anything starring Keanu Reeves Judy Moody and the I can’t even remember the rest of the title it was so […]

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Poach This

by mykitchenchaos | posted on: June 6th, 2011 |  9 Comments
Poach This

To know me is to know that I’ll pretty much do anything for you. Need a kid picked up or dropped off when you’re in a bind? Just ask. Don’t have a place to go for the holidays? Door’s open and food’s a plenty. Having a mommy meltdown? Let’s go for a drink. But poach […]

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Memories of Madeline

by mykitchenchaos | posted on: May 23rd, 2011 |  6 Comments
The Madeline I once knew...sigh...

I just came home from work to find my dog eating my rug. I’m pissed. But not just because he ate my rug and had the audacity to continue eating as I walked in. Because it’s a MADELINE WEINRIB rug that I got at ABC Carpet for a steal after finding it on the bottom […]

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Card Me

by mykitchenchaos | posted on: May 17th, 2011 |  4 Comments
As in "Hey Girl! I've got four kids and you're still single!" Ha ha!

I’m not a card-carrying member of much but I do carry a lot of cards. Mostly in the form of Nordstrom, American Express, Starbucks and Jersey Mike’s (one more sub and I get a free sandwich!). Flaunting my membership affiliations isn’t something I typically do (save the occasional single school magnet) so I’m always a […]

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Today’s Post Brought To You by the letter “C”

by mykitchenchaos | posted on: May 10th, 2011 |  8 Comments
Today’s Post Brought To You by the letter “C”

… as in ‘C’rap, I have no idea what’s for dinner. And ‘C’lutter, since that’s all I see. A daily occurrence, really. It usually hits right around 4 pm when everyone descends upon me. And, unlike my other friends, I haven’t done my grocery shopping for the week because I still have a city mentality […]

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p.s.

by mykitchenchaos | posted on: May 5th, 2011 |  3 Comments
p.s.

Sorry. I lied on yesterday’s post. You don’t have the recipe for the yummy chicken burgers. My bad. So how in the world are you going to be able to celebrate your {insert type of pride} pride without the chicken burger recipe? You can’t. It’s impossible. So, here it is. Happy BBQing. *Note* this does […]

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Break Out Your Pride

by mykitchenchaos | posted on: May 3rd, 2011 |  4 Comments
Break Out Your Pride

Since historical events usually happen in threes, I’m waiting for one more to be announced. We’ve already celebrated the Royal wedding ad nauseam and now Osama Bin Laden is dead. Hard to top the last one but am hoping the third will have something to do with backass Georgia finally agreeing to sell alcohol on […]

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